I wrote this while waiting at Mayo to go back to surgery with Dr. Peter Kreymerman.
Mayo Clinic, Dec. 9th, 2010.

Today is a busy day in the Mayo Hospital, people waiting to get word from surgeons about their loved ones---- whoa....not trying to judge anyone but a lady sitting close to me has black Capri's on and her leg hair is the longest black hair I have ever seen on a woman-even in Paris it was not this bad-I wonder what her underarms look like? OK gotta get my mind somewhere else, that was gross ....all of a sudden I wonder did I shave my legs? Who cares? Dr. Peter Kreymerman loves me, hairy or not, and I know for sure my legs don't look like that, for one thing mine is blond hair, I reach down and rub my legs --woo hoo--smooth as silk--Seriously?? am I honestly occupying my thoughts as I wait with hairy legs?
I watch as doctors come into the waiting room and escort loved ones to a private room where they will discuss their surgery. Eric and Dr. PK will do that in a few hours, I really want to go home today so I need to pray that my bladder works -
Trystan has called me a bazillion times, telling me jokes and trying to make me laugh, it works, she always makes me laugh.
They just called my name and off I will go into the prep room to wait for Dr. PK. This next part is all written from memory. The nurse tells me to put on a robe with the opening in the back, when I'm all settled in and ready to go, Dr. Peter Kreymerman comes in to grace me, I love him. We joke and laugh a little, then it's time for me to go to the O.R. the last thing I remember is seeing those huge lights above my head and thinking, soon my body is going to be exposed for all the O.R. people to see, good thing I left my underwear on.
The next thing I remember is waking up in recovery a couple hours later, and with no underwear on.... seriously? They took off my underwear? Good thing I trust Dr. PK.
I'm spending the night here, my bladder is not cooperating, I really thought I would go home tonight, but in the back of my head I wondered why this time would be different than other surgeries. Eric waited for me to fall asleep then he went home I think the nurse said it was around 2:30 am. Friday morning, Dr. Kreymerman and Heather came to visit me, and I am still having problems, he tells me that if my bladder is not working by the evening then I will have to go home with a foley and they will take it out on Wednesday when I have my follow up----- OH NO WAY am I going home with a foley. Finally later in the day my bladder works, but I am extremely nauseated, I was given something for the nausea and I am finally able to sleep a little. Around 6:00 pm Dr. Kreymerman and Heather show up, they look well dressed and Dr. PK even has on the tie I bought him for Christmas last year. He tells me because of the nausea they are going to keep me one more night. Saturday morning comes and goes, I seem to be a little better, at least my bladder is working now, but the nausea is still here. I can go home and have nausea so I decide not to tell them about it, I also start to bleed but decide they don't need to know about that either. I was released from the hospital and I think I got home around 1:00 pm. Just in time for Recker's birthday party.

1 comments:
Ohh, Miss Monya <3 ! First, I am so happy to hear you made it to Recker's birthday party... as your nurse this stay at Camp Mayo, I must serve up a small finger-wag for not mentioning your continued nausea & new onset bleeding (it's just part of being an RN; maybe the "it" happens when we take the vow?!? Better yet, "it" likely happens when we get our license to practice, lol).
In honesty, I could tell you didn't feel so well on Saturday morning, though my instincts told me to let it be... I believe if something is 'bad' enough, my patients will tell me... Though, as a new friend, & as someone who knows the life of spending more nights in the hospital than at home, I completely understand (& am certain I would have done the same!).
I love your blog; what a beautiful source of inspiration & hope for any & all - we need more amazing people like you in our world! <3
You have been, and will remain, in my thoughts and prayers...
Big hugs,
Jen
PS - you wouldn't believe some of the leg hair I've seen & contended with, lol! & of course we confiscate your undies in the OR... we don't want ANYTHING that isn't sterilized in there; it's because we love you! Besides, how else do we insert a Foley catheter in which to annoy your bladder?! ;)
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